...ALTA lets you have far more flexibility creating teams so we had enough people that wanted to join that we split the team.
...always have a big group going out for drinks afterward and are sponsored by a bar.
...If an objective umpire calls it then I have no problems with it. If the opponent calls one of my players on it I'd hope they would just move back.
I have no idea what alta is--glad you found an alternative tennis universe that fits your needs.
You found your priorities--drinking--not following the rules--hope you have a DUI attorney in your large group.
HOPE springs eternal, maybe your player will move back--or maybe it will get into his head and get contentious.