Ha! Took my then two-and-a-half year old to the local futures tournament. At one point, she starts getting cranky, so I start taking her out; 'c'mon, we're going to get an ice cream'...'WAAAAAHHHH!! I WANT TO WATCH TENNIS!'
One year later; me and the three year old at futures qualies: player few metres away: 'F$$$! C%$@!! $$$$$!' Me: 'right, we're off before you learn some new vocabulary'. Roving tournament official turns to colleague: '...and that's why we should enforce the obscenity rules.'
Come to the 'net, take what you get.