I used to hang around on a travel web site. Every now and then, someone would post a question similar to OP: "What are the best toys to bring along when I bring my toddler on a hike through the Amazon jungle?" Folks would freak completely out and grab one another by the throat while the troll would sit back, laughing.
Ah, good times . . . .
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