It appears the OP has wisely departed the thread, perhaps putting her baby up for adoption and arranging to tie her tubes and a vasectomy for hubs. We all owe her thanks for livening up the TT board in preparation for the excitement of the penumbral eclipse. Hopefully she has not gone into hiding and appreciates the valuable role she played livening things up and sharpening folks typing skills--thanks!
Perhaps a solution can be worked out benefiting all. They could hire Suresh as a nanny, buy him a ticket in a nearby seat and he could deal with the future Andrei or Steffi.
This thread reminds me of an endearing family tennis scene I witnessed once while vacationing on Kauai. It was of a lovely family taking a private lesson with mom, dad and two youngins. They had a toddler in diapers who couldn't yet barely walk, doing his role hanging onto the rolling ball-picker-upper contraption for support, gathering up the balls--very cute.
"...the human emotional system was not designed to endure the mental rigors of a tennis match." Dr. Allen Fox