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Old 11-29-2012, 12:40 PM   #11
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Bigfoot, Sasquatch and Yeti are real. They live mostly in the Pacific NorthWest and the Himalayas. They are shrewd and intelligent primates who have signed a contract with TV channels and authors to make their presence known, yet make it impossible to find them. When they see a human being, they wave their hands and walk in a strange way, just long enough for a blurry photo to be taken, and then they go back to their usual boring lives. Sometimes they will leave a few footprints and hairs here and there, but take special care that these don't lead to any verifiable conclusions. They understand their role in stimulating the economy with TV shows disguised as documentaries, and in getting royalties for authors who make a living because of them.
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