This thread is making me laugh. I hope it doesn't get deleted because it's harmless fun.
Nadal looks like a cross between a pig and neanderthal to me (an OK-looking cross, but still a cross). And I'd feel weird crushing on the guy anyway because of his manchild vibe. I understand why some are attracted to him though. I think we're all underestimating the vibe that these guys bring to the table. I think a lot of women find Nadal's intensity on the court and how he presents himself attractive.
Djoko looks awful in that picture someone posted... I don't think he photographs well, especially off the court. Come on, he doesn't look that bad in motion.