Originally Posted by batz
A lad from Norwich comes home in tears on the night of his wedding.
"What's wrong with you son?" asks his Mother.
"She's still a virgin Mum" he says, through his tears.
His Mother hugs him and says "You're quite right to leave her, Son. If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for you".
Why do Scots wear kilts?
So sheep don't hear the zipper.