How about a Caesar cut? Like late 90s George Clooney or a boyband member? Way less grow in time.
EDIT:Or a review where everyone has mustaches, but plays it completely straight. no laughing. even the girls, although they are allowed prosthetic mustaches.
ATP: Topspin is OP. Devs please nerf.
My Tennis: My serve has too much topspin and my forehand not enough.