Originally Posted by Cindysphinx
I would like to make a motion to nominate a new category: The Diva.
The Diva will only play with certain partners, against certain teams, on certain lines, on certain surfaces. All of this is designed to make sure the Diva Always Wins. The Diva is constantly badgering and reminding the captain that the Diva has her preferences.
Divas take, take, take. But the Diva will never, ever take one for the team.
When I captained a 9.0 Mixed Team, every woman was a Diva. I'll never captain a mixed team again.