Were there any roaming officials to DE-GOATify 5.5 D1 ringers out of 4.5 USTA pen glory?
I heard several 4.0 GOATs from TX were pulled from matches a few years back for destroying mid-tier 3.5s in 3.5 Nationals.
The Craiglist 4.5s would get killed at Nationals. Not sure why they put ads up saying they're 4.5. More like 3.75.
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