Good list. Around me there's another type. The player of average ability that doles out advice as if he's won several grand slams. The Know-It-All.
I'm the Mcenroe trying to not become the Cripple.
"I used to be a fairly good tennis player." --Rod Laver. Favs: Goran, Gasquet, Klahn, Seppi, Fognini, Dolgopolov, Cornet