What a goofy thread. 4.5s (and I am one) stand no chance against current or retired ATP players. Having played 5 tie breaks with former world class players, I can tell you they are as nice as they want to be.
I can't imagine how much better a current touring pro is. Anyone with an NTRP rating who thinks they could get a point even off a WTA doubles team is just plain delusional.
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