Was walking down Wall Street today at lunch UNIQLOing in my new white tee and the girls were seriously looking at me up and down like I was some kind of prized piece of meaty lusciousness.
First it felt dirty. Then I felt GOATworthy.
Digging these tshirts a lot.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.