I'm old school:
Earth, Wind and Fire
For my birthday a few years ago, my husband surprised me with a trip to Wolftrap (a performing venue). He wouldn't tell me who we were going to see.
It turned out to be Bill Withers's brother, Richard.
Worst. Gift. Ever.
It could have been worse. He could have taken you to an REO Speedwagon concert.
Remember this, you are lucky to have lived during the golden age of beer (except Guinness, Heineken and Sam Adams).