I used to have the same problem before with Air Jordans, so I stopped buying them after 1998, so all I own are originals and a few retros. Same thing for tennis shoes.
But my main problem are business shoes, I have 8 JM Weston, 1 John Lobb, 1 EG, 2 Church's, 2 Gucci's and 1 Paul Smith
I think it's a disease, each time I travel (London or Paris mostly) I cant resist bying shoes...
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again