I was extremely offended...that Musburger later said that (paraphrasing here) "guys should go out and start throwing footballs...to get a girl like that".
Why not get a tennis racquet and play for the tennis team? They get the hot chicks as well, don't they?
I remember when I was in college. During a match all the hot girls would walk by the courts. Granted, they were on their way to the dorms, but they could have taken a different route...that was longer...
"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row" -- Vitas Gerulaitis, after beating Jimmy Connors on his 17th try.