I'm playing with some brunette blobber 3.5 at Prospect Block on Saturday. She's 41. Looks sorta hot. But I saw hints of scattered cottage cheese blocks in her USTA team fotos. She saw my ad with the pic of me GOATing with the 88 and asked me if I wanted to play sometime. I said sure. I'm down for a blobber.
It would be funny if I ended up marrying her then she sees this post 2 years into the marriage and then she blocks me.
I'm a blob.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.