'Apparently you're not going out of your way to please me'
Definition of sarcasm is online.
I can't disagree with anything you wrote on Sampras, Laver missing twenty majors (his prime years) is another story entirely.
'did what he was best at, winning on clay.' Nadal also won on grass and hard.
Stats achieved by millionaire playboys do not help me sleep at night. I'm not bitter either, I just won't follow a crowd in forming an opinion.