hw -- there are lots of leagues in the hoco area. or you could pick a tennis club and ooh all the housewives and retired ladies with your 120 mph serve. also i don't really know what you meant by the chinese tourists thing. i think you may have left out a wouldn't or won't somewhere. but if you are from china -- why buy something that has been marked up 2000% when you can probably go to the actual factory it was made and buy it for pennies on the dollar.
made some fish stew last night and i made it too salty. i heard about this trick bout putting in raw potato and while it cooks - it absorbs salt. then remove salty potatoes and voila! it worked.
lunch today is fish stew.