I have a tennis contract in the winter. We used to play on court 5, the farthest from the lobby. One of our players "needs" to pee every 6-8 games so he would slip out the side door and be back in 30 seconds.
When some nieghbors of the club complained about this old man peeing outside on Sunday mornings he had to start running all the way to the lobby every 6-8 games.
Since then we moved our contract to the "show" court becasue that one is closest to the bathrooms. Apparently that is easier than getting your protrate checked.
"You should be playing linebacker, not singles."