Guys are just way too concerned about what the other guys are wearing.
"OMG, I can't believe he actually wore *that*. Plaids, stripes *and* argyle? I think I'm going to vomit."
"Did you see Steve's mom jeans? He has, like, no butt at all. Gross!"
"Bob showed up wearing the same tie I was wearing. And he knew I was planning to wear that tie for months. I had to spend the whole night avoiding him!"
Men are adorable!
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