The pic was taken while I was expressing his anal glands. His bulb is about 2 inches in and I pinch it and the ooze blobbs forth.
Snap. Picture. Poast creepy pug pic to MySpace.
Epic life of a single man with no backhand or knowledge of European geography.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.