These folks want a USTA Behavior Czar. Next thing you know kids will be getting suspended for crying, going to the bathroom, clothing violations, spilling their water, bad hair days, body oder, runny noses, back sassing they momma, skipping school, staying out too late, speeding tickets, listening to rap music and acne.
"i thought those were just a little harmless brown bugs, you know the ones take wings and fly? but it turned to be Flees." Fedace