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Old 02-19-2013, 09:34 AM   #48204
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Originally Posted by Sup2Dresq View Post
- "officer I accidentally went 120mph"
- "usta I accidentally self rated at 5.0. "
-" fund manager, I accidentally put too much money on a dud stock, please refund me"
-" I accidentally fell on your girlfriend several times and can't find my pants"
-"bartender I accidentally have been ordering top shelf vodka all night. I meant the cheap stuff. Please bill me accordingly".
lol. I bet you would be even funnier if you were *****faced...

Seriously, the last two had me laughing enough that my office mates looked over at what I was reading.
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