Originally Posted by Brian11785
There actually are a good number of wives who come along for these matches. Imagining giving some guy a beatdown, then, as I'm walking away, asking his girl "You leaving wit' me or him?"
There was a GREAT "Seinfeld" episode along those lines, except it was the tennis pro that wanted Jerry to throw the match so that the pro could impress his wife.
I agree with JRB: crush your opponents, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.