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Old 03-03-2013, 08:55 PM   #35
dennis10is
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Originally Posted by J011yroger View Post
You play, you pay. You don't play, you don't pay.

This is recreational, you know, for fun. Fun costs money.

The singles players aren't heroic characters sacrificing their time for those less fortunate. They are playing a tennis match.

If someone asked me for money to reimburse someone who played more matches than I did, I would tell them to go poop in their hat.

J
Silly Jolly,
How easily you've minimized the additional yet countless amount of blood, sweat, and tears that singles players have made so that they could help their teamates in the Holiest of quests.

As captain of a men's 1.0 team, our singles players have free room and board at the doubles players' expense. They have first dibs for the amorous attention of our wives and offsprings.

It is the least that we can do to support our valiant singles players.

One time, one of our doubles player step in front of a bullet for our fifth reserve singles.

Now, I know that it resembles the oldest profession but think of the Seven Samurai instead for a comparison.
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