I heard Kelly Evernden could beat you with only one lung in his chest! Sounds vaguely Chuck Norris-esque. I'm sure the freshest strings played a huge role in his pro tennis prowess.
I'll have to see if I can post some pix of my Fischers too.
Dino's Vacuum Elliptic Pro is a really sweet racquet. If only these were still available - I'm sure it would be widely popular as it plays like a modern power racquet with classic feel and control!