Originally Posted by arche3
How wrong would it be to get the gold service for a USTA player and have a p1 guy with you at all USTA matches? Would the other players make fun of you? Or is this goat?
True goats bring the following:
- team of fashion model ball girls
- masseuse for changeovers
- p-diddy style umbrella holder that runs around behind
you during the points while wearing a white suit & dress shoes
- towel girl.
- high speed camera team for line disputes.