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Old 04-09-2013, 12:12 PM   #73
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Raonic actually uses a stick crafted of pure basalt vomited from the mouth of a rare species of polar bear that only surfaces once a year and has somehow developed a heroin addiction while listening to old Television records in his polar bear house.

I hope that helps clear things up.
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