Originally Posted by Power Player
Raonic actually uses a stick crafted of pure basalt vomited from the mouth of a rare species of polar bear that only surfaces once a year and has somehow developed a heroin addiction while listening to old Television records in his polar bear house.
I hope that helps clear things up.
I've been here a few years, but this is one of my favourite ever posts
I can just see the junkie polar bear now, out of his head listening to See No Evil and Prove It etc. Thinking, is Raonic really paying me enough to throw up any more of that disgusting Basalt? lol
In fact Ross has probably got a photo of that Polar Bear somewhere!