I am the Tony G
of rec tennis.
I offer (un)soliticed critiques of my opponent's strokes and strategy. I celebrate raucously upon each win, and smash at least one racquet per loss (I usually bring a Wal-Mart spare solely for smashing purposes). I amplify my profanity when there's children around so that when the parents complain to me I feed off their anger and my annoyance.