True story...when I got back into tennis in 2009 I was asked to join a 3.5 team. I had no idea about NTRP levels. Coach put me at #1 singles and I was destroying this fat fuchen clown in our first match and he stormed off the court to go complain to his captain. I really had no idea I was embarrassing myself. O Captain my Captain totally lured me into epic sandbaggery. Legit.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.