How would you describe your game? Were you a S&V player back in your heyday?
Also, if it is any consolation, I am right there with you in the land-bound white man category.
In doubles matches when my partner serves and I have to hit an overhead off of a lob return I usually get a standing ovation if I can get far enough off the ground for a credit card laid flat to be slid under my feet.
You have motivated me to go video my serve since it has been a while, and I am curious if there is a difference between my normal frame in MPH and my prestige codenamed SGO.
We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us.