Originally Posted by Say Chi Sin Lo
I heard Wilson is adding an adjustable tensioning mechanism that will instantaneously change the tension of the sweet spot. And the adjustment will come from the grip. So if you're on the baseline, you can have a lower tension, and when you're inside the court, you can have a higher tension.
Also, Wilson has broken down the structure of graphite to the molecular scale. This allows the graphite molecules in the racquet to self-multiply and change shape. Effecting allowing the racquet to extend and expand on the fly. The energy to do so will come from the impact of the balls.
I can see where you got the inspiration for this trolling post...