Amen bruthah. My ip5 has been the most reliable electronic device I've ever owned and I used to be an Apple hater and scoffed at iPhones while holding my buggy pos blackberries.
I ordered a 5S just because I have nothing better to do and the resale $ on the 5 is offsetting the cost anyway.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.