Oh Alan, I live in a Simpson's world. My husband watches them everyday and every Sunday. He regularly quotes Homer as a great American philospher (this is everybody's fault but mine; Jesus, Allah, Buddah, I love you all; Why do we have to go out, we just end up back home again, etc). Did you love the fake Dear Abby letter based on the 'Marge takes bowling lessons' episode of the Simpsons?
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