CanadianChic's Corner - The NON-Chat Cafe Bar and Bistro - Page 12

drakulie · 12-19-2006, 05:40 PM

OK who is the jokster?? I go to the bathroom for TWO days and somebody steals my Carlsberg?? What the ???

Fee · 12-19-2006, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChic

We would have told you sooner, but it looked like you were having so much fun.

For you Fee, a double egg nog deluxe and Brown Eyed Girl on the stereo.

WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Back up people, I feel a Beyonce style booty shake coming on...}

CanadianChic · 12-19-2006, 06:20 PM

Drak, you have made me very sad indeed. Here is your damn Carlsbad you flighty, fickle little thing. Ahhh, I am sipping on Amaretto and is it ever wonderful. Sista, you let your hair down and shake that thang...I'll set a tip jar up on the counter for you.

drakulie · 12-19-2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChic

Drak, you have made me very sad indeed.

What did I do to make you so sad

CanadianChic · 12-19-2006, 06:27 PM

You have been away from the bar and I missed your humour. You absolutely cannot have a life away from here Drak, I need your riddles and puns. But I am happy again - here's another Carlsbad for my favourite little saber/racquet wielding wise one.

drakulie · 12-19-2006, 06:34 PM

CC, but I already explained in post # 221 I was in the bathroom. I was doing # 2!

CanadianChic · 12-19-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by drakulie

CC, but I already explained in post # 221 I was in the bathroom. I was doing # 2!

I see - perhaps the same affliction our Phil suffered from. I hope you are feeling better.

ilovecarlos · 12-20-2006, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Senator Jay Bullworth

Hello.

Are you the owner? ...... My name is Bullworth; Senator Jay Bullworth.

Please call me Jay.

"Drunk, blue-nosed Santas, with whiskey they're smitten
"S.W.I." raps laid on Donner and Blitzen
'Totaling his sleigh, sleighbells no longer ring
Santa got trashed, then took reindeer to wing."

Lost are the toys that ol' Saint Nick did promise
Sprouting a generation of now 'doubting-Thomases'"
Lost in the sauce, Kris Kringle tries hard to cling
Slides off the chimney, and lands on the swing
Falling off rooftops, of suburban Tudors
Guard dogs treat Santa like he's an intruder
God roars his laughter, they hear him in France:
'Thank ME, for robes, or I'd piss in my pants!' "

Ms. Chic, may I have this dance?

Well, I believe that we've found our poet laureate...brilliant Jay, effing brilliant!

Clayplay · 12-20-2006, 04:33 PM

Anyone got any good jokes? I feel like hearing a good joke.

drakulie · 12-20-2006, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Clayplay

Anyone got any good jokes? I feel like hearing a good joke.

How do you get a witch pregnant?

Fee · 12-20-2006, 06:08 PM

I have a job interview tomorrow, but its for a job I don't really want for a salary that is way too low.

drakulie · 12-20-2006, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Fee

I have a job interview tomorrow, but its for a job I don't really want for a salary that is way too low.

yeah, the salary being paid at McDonalds is horrible. LOL Just Kidding Becca!

CanadianChic · 12-20-2006, 06:59 PM

Why are you interviewing for the job Fee? Money aside, is this something you can start to enjoy? If not, I say scrap it!! Life is too short to spend unhappy in an unsuitable work environment (but this is coming from someone who loves her job).

CanadianChic · 12-20-2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by drakulie

How do you get a witch pregnant?

Have sex with her?

drakulie · 12-20-2006, 07:35 PM

Yup. You ****her!! LOL

I remember that joke being told by the Unknown Comic in the movie Night Patrol. That movie was sooo funny. Mr Miagi (spelling??? form karate kid) was in it and he had a little girls voice. Too funny!

Fee · 12-20-2006, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChic

Why are you interviewing for the job Fee? Money aside, is this something you can start to enjoy? If not, I say scrap it!! Life is too short to spend unhappy in an unsuitable work environment (but this is coming from someone who loves her job).

Well, I am interviewing to see what it might be like in case it's worth putting up with a few months of low pay on the chance that I will eventually get the pay I deserve. It's a panel interview, so I just don't think it will go that well any way, but I haven't interviewed anywhere in so long that it will be good practice in case I get to interview for the one I really want. To clarify, this is the job that I want, I just don't think I want to work in this particular office for this particular person. Perhaps I'll feel completely different after I meet with them. I don't know.

CanadianChic · 12-20-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by drakulie

Yup. You ****her!! LOL

I remember that joke being told by the Unknown Comic in the movie Night Patrol. That movie was sooo funny. Mr Miagi (spelling??? form karate kid) was in it and he had a little girls voice. Too funny!

Oh Drak, you make my day!! Here's a Carlsbad - can I have another? More please, I want more. lol

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Originally Posted by Fee

Well, I am interviewing to see what it might be like in case it's worth putting up with a few months of low pay on the chance that I will eventually get the pay I deserve. It's a panel interview, so I just don't think it will go that well any way, but I haven't interviewed anywhere in so long that it will be good practice in case I get to interview for the one I really want. To clarify, this is the job that I want, I just don't think I want to work in this particular office for this particular person. Perhaps I'll feel completely different after I meet with them. I don't know.

Yeah I hear ya. Panel interviews especially are a pain. I had a very long hiring process for my job - it took a couple of months anyway. I hope you get it!! You can always move on down the line if it's not what you hoped it would be.
Good luck - but I don't think you'll need it - you'll wow 'em!

drakulie · 12-21-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChic

Oh Drak, you make my day!! Here's a Carlsbad - can I have another? More please, I want more. lol

Did you ever see that movie (Night Patrol)? Way funny. Anyways, here is another joke:

What does a 50-pound parakeet sound like?

power_play21 · 12-21-2006, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by drakulie

Did you ever see that movie (Night Patrol)? Way funny. Anyways, here is another joke:

What does a 50-pound parakeet sound like?

nicole richie?

SoBad · 12-21-2006, 10:10 AM

I have this short tale to share with the "morning drunks" crowd here:

"Once upon a time there lived a young man, and he married a wealthy old woman. They lived happily together for some time, and when he died, the old woman inherited all his money".

12-19-2006, 05:40 PM	#221
drakulie Talk Tennis Guru Join Date: May 2004 Location: FT. Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 23,906	OK who is the jokster?? I go to the bathroom for TWO days and somebody steals my Carlsberg?? What the ??? __________________ Head Stringer @ the LTC, Babolat Star 4 Stringer http://www.youtube.com/user/drakulie

12-19-2006, 06:20 PM	#223
CanadianChic Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Living in the land of Glyph. Posts: 2,296	Drak, you have made me very sad indeed. Here is your damn Carlsbad you flighty, fickle little thing. Ahhh, I am sipping on Amaretto and is it ever wonderful. Sista, you let your hair down and shake that thang...I'll set a tip jar up on the counter for you. __________________ I enjoy a good sandwich and nothing revs up a sandwich more than oil soaked sundried tomatoes.

12-19-2006, 06:27 PM	#225
CanadianChic Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Living in the land of Glyph. Posts: 2,296	You have been away from the bar and I missed your humour. You absolutely cannot have a life away from here Drak, I need your riddles and puns. But I am happy again - here's another Carlsbad for my favourite little saber/racquet wielding wise one. __________________ I enjoy a good sandwich and nothing revs up a sandwich more than oil soaked sundried tomatoes.

12-19-2006, 06:34 PM	#226
drakulie Talk Tennis Guru Join Date: May 2004 Location: FT. Lauderdale, Florida Posts: 23,906	CC, but I already explained in post # 221 I was in the bathroom. I was doing # 2! __________________ Head Stringer @ the LTC, Babolat Star 4 Stringer http://www.youtube.com/user/drakulie

12-20-2006, 06:08 PM	#231
Fee Legend Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In front of my computer, obviously Posts: 7,304	I have a job interview tomorrow, but its for a job I don't really want for a salary that is way too low. __________________ Pros should stop wasting money on coaches and doctors and just read the experts on this forum.