STEFFi WILL YOU MARRY ME - Page 2

Polaris · 01-10-2007, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by The Grand Slam

Please, oh God, don't bring up Monica Seles or the stabbing in this thread. The last thing I want is a hijacked thread. This was just supposed to be a bit of a laugh, don't make it into a huge argument. -_-

It's baiting and counter-baiting. These Seles-Graf arguments are becoming so tiresome.

Dedans Penthouse · 01-10-2007, 04:34 AM

Grand Slam & Polaris: re-read the very top of my post (you don't have to read the entire post, SINCE YOU WERE ADVISED NOT TO UPFRONT), but just the top of it. There it is: a harmless little advisory noting that the following was a harmless "tweak" just between Condi and I (the word actually used; not "flame" but tweak). And so what did you Grand Slam do? You whined "oh please God....blah, blah." Now what part of "tweak" didn't you get? Further, Steffi Graf's illustrious career has ended; i.e. she retired from the tour YEARS AGO. If I was going to get petty and whine like you, I'd whine that this post really belongs in the "Former Pro Player" section....so obvious even the Geico caveman would know better.

The Grand Slam · 01-10-2007, 05:00 AM

... And still, I don't understand why you've even made either of the posts you have. This was supposed to be a joke. I mean, look at the video. Pretty funny, yeah? Bit of a laugh.

I skim through your post. You bring up the stabbing at the bottom of your first post. All I wanted was for this NOT to happen. Your posts are too freaking complicated and analytic and boring for me to even attempt to interpret what you're saying. I do realise, however, that you've mentioned the stabbing. So I ask you not to bring up any of this Monica Seles stabbing jargon. I'm not whining, I'm requesting that you don't bring this endless argument over to this thread. I care neither about your stupid tweak nor your over-analytic views on an 11-second video. Actually, I think I do. It was these such views that prompted me to ask you to leave the Seles/stabing discussion alone. You've made a big deal out of nothing.

FOOTNOTE: Leave the Seles topic alone!

Dedans Penthouse · 01-10-2007, 08:00 AM

"boring?" "stupid tweak?"

uh-oh.......look who's whining again. lol

Polaris · 01-10-2007, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse

Grand Slam & Polaris: re-read the very top of my post (you don't have to read the entire post, SINCE YOU WERE ADVISED NOT TO UPFRONT), but just the top of it. There it is: a harmless little advisory noting that the following was a harmless "tweak" just between Condi and I (the word actually used; not "flame" but tweak). And so what did you Grand Slam do? You whined "oh please God....blah, blah." Now what part of "tweak" didn't you get? Further, Steffi Graf's illustrious career has ended; i.e. she retired from the tour YEARS AGO. If I was going to get petty and whine like you, I'd whine that this post really belongs in the "Former Pro Player" section....so obvious even the Geico caveman would know better.

No worries, Dedans. I wasn't singling you out in particular, just expressing my displeasure about the general trend. I can see that there can be a funny angle to this, so I'm not taking it as seriously as my post seems to suggest.

The Grand Slam · 01-10-2007, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse

"boring?" "stupid tweak?"

uh-oh.......look who's whining again. lol

... I dislike you with great intensity.

Rabbit · 01-10-2007, 09:12 AM

I think Agassi's response of the news he was getting married to a certain journalist was infinitely better:

"We've invited the 100 best jounalists in the world to the wedding, did you get an invitation?"

Condoleezza · 01-10-2007, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rabbit

I think Agassi's response of the news he was getting married to a certain journalist was infinitely better:

"We've invited the 100 best jounalists in the world to the wedding, did you get an invitation?"

Problem is, he never said that ....

Condi

Dedans Penthouse · 01-10-2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Grand Slam

... I dislike you with great intensity.

Though I may not like your "dislike," I do love your "great intensity."

Be my lover, oh Grand Slab!

Polaris: I'm glad at least you "got" the gist of it. (sincerely), thx.

The Grand Slam · 01-10-2007, 09:41 AM

... Are you high or something? x__x;

Rabbit · 01-10-2007, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Condoleezza

Problem is, he never said that ....

Condi

Yes, he did. Geeze, what is it with you?

Condoleezza · 01-10-2007, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Rabbit

Yes, he did. Geeze, what is it with you?

You were slightly off the mark - as always ....

"We invited the 100 best journalists (to our wedding); sorry you were not among them!"

Condi

Rabbit · 01-10-2007, 10:01 AM

Yep....lots of difference there.

And, congrats on winning the Picking Fly Doo Doo out of Pepper award. I'm sure you're very proud of the ability.

Dedans Penthouse · 01-10-2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Grand Slam

... Are you high or something? x__x;

Not really.

I'm sorry my pet, but did you really expect me to respond to your ("I dislike you with great intensity")) post seriously?

Seriously ol' chap, I dare say: who actually speaks like that: ("I dislike you with great intensity")?

Given the hillariously pompous rhetoric of yours, your subsequent "are you high?" question would in fact be best directed towards yourself. However, I will not belabor the point in posing that question in your direction because, first and foremost, I'm a really 'swell guy' and also because your "are your high?" question was after all, just a tired, worn-out, cliche-ridden, pedestrian "response" that one reads all too often. However, I must confess with all frankness and candor, mon amie: I found your "I dislike you with great intensity" comment quite amusing. Very poetic. Given your penchant for poetic posts, I wonder (on the other hand) how an actual compliment from you might read?

".....I, The Grand Salami unequivocably equate you Dedans Penthouse, with a stream of bat's ****: a shaft of 'GOLD' when all around is dark...."

Hey Rabbit, don't 'cha like it that whenever Condi becomes involved in any tempest-in-a-teacup fray involving "her royal beakness" Steffi, how she can flip out on a dime? Kind of like shootin' fish in a barrell wouldn't you say? Or, kind of like driving twin Escalades (w/ 22's") up Steffi's stuffy nostrils.

Big Fed · 01-10-2007, 01:25 PM

I'd hit that.

patrick922 · 01-10-2007, 01:31 PM

who ever said she was a shy, serious person?

she has some sense of humor there.

Rabbit · 01-10-2007, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse

Hey Rabbit, don't 'cha like it that whenever Condi becomes involved in any tempest-in-a-teacup fray involving "her royal beakness" Steffi, how she can flip out on a dime? Kind of like shootin' fish in a barrell wouldn't you say? Or, kind of like driving twin Escalades (w/ 22's") up Steffi's stuffy nostrils.

You are a warrior poet...

The Grand Slam · 01-10-2007, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse

Not really.

I'm sorry my pet, but did you really expect me to respond to your ("I dislike you with great intensity")) post seriously?

Seriously ol' chap, I dare say: who actually speaks like that: ("I dislike you with great intensity")?

Given the hillariously pompous rhetoric of yours, your subsequent "are you high?" question would in fact be best directed towards yourself. However, I will not belabor the point in posing that question in your direction because, first and foremost, I'm a really 'swell guy' and also because your "are your high?" question was after all, just a tired, worn-out, cliche-ridden, pedestrian "response" that one reads all too often. However, I must confess with all frankness and candor, mon amie: I found your "I dislike you with great intensity" comment quite amusing. Very poetic. Given your penchant for poetic posts, I wonder (on the other hand) how an actual compliment from you might read?

".....I, The Grand Salami unequivocably equate you Dedans Penthouse, with a stream of bat's ****: a shaft of 'GOLD' when all around is dark...."

Hey Rabbit, don't 'cha like it that whenever Condi becomes involved in any tempest-in-a-teacup fray involving "her royal beakness" Steffi, how she can flip out on a dime? Kind of like shootin' fish in a barrell wouldn't you say? Or, kind of like driving twin Escalades (w/ 22's") up Steffi's stuffy nostrils.

Wow, and you actually enjoy doing this? I suggest you seek help.

CanadianChic · 01-10-2007, 09:23 PM

Dedans rocks!! Love him and his posts - surely you are missing the humour.

The Grand Slam · 01-11-2007, 01:40 AM

Sure, I like him too, but hijacking this thread wasn't very considerate.

01-10-2007, 04:34 AM	#22
Dedans Penthouse Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,107	Grand Slam & Polaris: re-read the very top of my post (you don't have to read the entire post, SINCE YOU WERE ADVISED NOT TO UPFRONT), but just the top of it. There it is: a harmless little advisory noting that the following was a harmless "tweak" just between Condi and I (the word actually used; not "flame" but tweak). And so what did you Grand Slam do? You whined "oh please God....blah, blah." Now what part of "tweak" didn't you get? Further, Steffi Graf's illustrious career has ended; i.e. she retired from the tour YEARS AGO. If I was going to get petty and whine like you, I'd whine that this post really belongs in the "Former Pro Player" section....so obvious even the Geico caveman would know better. __________________ ~ ILC is a Kumquat ~ Horses's *** Whisperer The hot dog is the noblest of dogs....it feeds the hand that bites it.

01-10-2007, 08:00 AM	#24
Dedans Penthouse Hall Of Fame Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,107	"boring?" "stupid tweak?" uh-oh.......look who's whining again. lol __________________ ~ ILC is a Kumquat ~ Horses's *** Whisperer The hot dog is the noblest of dogs....it feeds the hand that bites it.

01-10-2007, 09:23 PM	#39
CanadianChic Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Living in the land of Glyph. Posts: 2,296	Dedans rocks!! Love him and his posts - surely you are missing the humour. __________________ I enjoy a good sandwich and nothing revs up a sandwich more than oil soaked sundried tomatoes.

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