STEFFi WILL YOU MARRY ME

[Rabbit]

Grand Slam, the thread had already been hijacked...or should I say Condi-jacked.

[Dedans Penthouse]

Ok, time to get down from the cross 'Grand Slam Jesus'.

For the *cough* 3rd time: my original post was prefaced...(as in UPFRONT) with an "Advisory" advising the at-large audience (which would also include you) NOT TO READ---that my 'tweak' was just between Condi and myself, period. So whatever comprehension challenges may or may not have befallen you, would you please stop your repeated and odious attempts to lay blame on me Grand Slammy and face facts: 'twas YOU, dear child, that felt compelled to "trespass" via your own free will and to that end, I will take responsibility for nothing other than the truth, ipso facto (ah-hem).

Now, in the interest of brevity, allow me to wrap up this trite little malestorm in "ying" and "yang" fashion:

Here is a handkerchief.

There is the door.

[Rabbit]

There's your pizza

And here's your pepperoni!

-lifted from a Cheech and Chong big circa 1973

[Condoleezza]

Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse

.... Given the hillariously pompous rhetoric of yours, ....

That from you!
Good one!!!

Condi

[dpfrazier]

Originally Posted by Rabbit

I think Agassi's response of the news he was getting married to a certain journalist was infinitely better:

"We've invited the 100 best jounalists in the world to the wedding, did you get an invitation?"

... or it would have been funnier if she had said something like, "What's your shoe size?"

[Dedans Penthouse]

Originally Posted by Condoleezza

That from you!
Good one!!!Condi

Good one! Lol! But: there is a difference between pompous and purposely "over-the-top" rhetoric. You're not reading me correctly; i.e. I = the latter.....sniff...sniff......
wink~!

[Condoleezza]

Originally Posted by Rabbit

Grand Slam, the thread had already been hijacked...or should I say Condi-jacked.

Dimjack-jacked.
This Dimjack guy called Graf a "golddigger" for this response AND for hooking up with Agassi (who chased her around the globe before they married!).

But what do I expect a fair assessment by Rabid or Dimjack types ...


Condi

[OrangeOne]

Originally Posted by Rabbit

And, congrats on winning the Picking Fly Doo Doo out of Pepper award. I'm sure you're very proud of the ability.

Priceless. I've never heard that particular euphemism for picky

[Condoleezza]

Originally Posted by OrangeOne

Priceless. I've never heard that particular euphemism for picky

I never heard it either. What does it mean?

Condi

[Rabbit]

Originally Posted by OrangeOne

Priceless. I've never heard that particular euphemism for picky

My dear old dad used to tell me that OrangeOne when I was being particularly picayune about this that or the other. My dad was retired Navy and he never used the euphomism "doo doo".

[K. Wilson Moose]

Originally Posted by Rabbit

My dear old dad used to tell me that OrangeOne when I was being particularly picayune about this that or the other. My dad was retired Navy and he never used the euphomism "doo doo".

My dad never farted, much less used the euphomism "doo doo" :0). Nickname, Mr. Clean. I miss him.

[Dedans Penthouse]

Originally Posted by K. Wilson Moose

My dad never farted,

I never did either. I do shlt in my pants a lot though; does that count?

[Rabbit]

You realize, Dedans, that is one of the 3 rules of being 50 and over....


2.) Never trust a fart...