Maria Sharapova's looks - Page 3

CanadianChic · 02-09-2007, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by heycal

So 35 other people including you are allowed to "muddy the waters" with their opinions but not moi?

As I said in the other thread, the results of this poll are meaningless anyway. Polls in general aren't always reliable, much less polls like this on TT. Besides, you are free to vote her "below average" in attractiveness if you want, but she's still going to make 20 million bucks a year based in large part on her good looks.

I don't know who the hell Stormy is.

I actually laughed out loud at this post Heycal. You little innocent you. This poll was your idea to bolster your stance in the other thread, and I am keeping it alive as Phil is not around- how did that happen? I did vote, and I was referring to Stormholloway.

CanadianChic · 02-09-2007, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mick

haha I am not sure about heycal but George got me thinking like that too

That's cool Mick - everyone has a role model I suppose - at least your's is nerdy George rather than Bunker.

Yes, Heycal, why don't you tell Mick all about your achiness??

Kobble · 02-09-2007, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by heycal
Exactly. Did you notice how her hind quarters were looking particularly fabulous at the AO?

I thought my post hinted to a formal(complete) analysis. Yes, all improvements were noted.

Mick · 02-09-2007, 10:44 PM

I think Maria Sharapova's mother must have been an incredibly beautiful woman because Yuri is not a handsome man but together they could still produce Maria Sharapova.

Fee · 02-09-2007, 10:47 PM

Kirilenko looks stunning in that photo. Thanks for posting it.

By the way, this

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He thinks Kirilenko deserves more attention, to put it nicely.

is a euphemism. Do you want to know what he really said? I won't post it here.

heycal · 02-09-2007, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChic

That's cool Mick - everyone has a role model I suppose - at least your's is nerdy George rather than Bunker.

Yes, Heycal, why don't you tell Mick all about your achiness??

I don't need to tell Mick how Maria's tush at the Australian Open made me ache. He's got eyes, doesn't he? He can see quite clearly that Maria is a major ache-worthy hottie without me telling him so.

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Originally Posted by CanadianChic

That's cool Mick - everyone has a role model I suppose - at least your's is nerdy George rather than Bunker.

I don't know who the hell Bunker is.

CanadianChic · 02-09-2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by heycal

I don't know who the hell Bunker is.

Archie Bunker, who else? Work with me here Heycal.

Mick · 02-09-2007, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by heycal

I don't need to tell Mick how Maria's tush at the Australian Open made me ache. He's got eyes, doesn't he? He can see quite clearly that Maria is a major ache-worthy hottie without me telling him so.

I taped all the Maria Sharapova matches from the AO that ESPN2 broadcasted but only one men's match (Federer vs Gonzalez)

heycal · 02-09-2007, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChic

Archie Bunker, who else? Work with me here Heycal.

I know who Archie Bunker is (I even had dinner with Carroll O'Connor once long ago, as it happens), but I have never once heard him referred to merely as "Bunker".

CanadianChic · 02-09-2007, 10:59 PM

Heycal, you are absolutely killing me here. I'm not Phil - you don't have to pick apart every single thing I say do you? Sorry, I meant Archie Bunker, but it's late and I'm tired.

heycal · 02-09-2007, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mick

I taped all the Maria Sharapova matches from the AO that ESPN2 broadcasted but only one men's match (Federer vs Gonzalez)

Well, for Godsakes, Mick, will you do humanity a favor and post some clips of Maria moving around in that sexy little dress she wore so these blind people who say she has no *** can finally see the light? (Tying her shoes with one foot up on her chair in the match versus Clisters, I think, might be a good starting place...)

heycal · 02-09-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mick

Heycal, you are absolutely killing me here. I'm not Phil - you don't have to pick apart every single thing I say do you? Sorry, I meant Archie Bunker, but it's late and I'm tired.

I wasn't busting your chops. I honestly had no idea who you meant when you said Bunker, and thought it was another "Stormy" type person. I also know a dog named Bunker, but I ruled him out as the Bunker you were referring to since it's unlikely you know that lil yapper.

Mick · 02-09-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by heycal

Well, for Godsakes, Mick, will you do humanity a favor and post some clips of Maria moving around in that sexy little dress she wore so these blind people who say she has no *** can finally see the light? (Tying her shoes with one foot up on her chair in the match versus Clisters, I think, might be a good starting place...)

unfortunately, it's vhs recorded in EP mode so the quality is not good enough create pics for the web.

I thought Sharapova was the tallest player but take a look at this pic, Ivanovic is just as tall as Sharapova

heycal · 02-09-2007, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mick

I thought Sharapova was the tallest player but take a look at this pic, Ivanovic is just as tall as Sharapova

The heck with that picture, Mick -- Maria ain't looking her best, and since were not conducting try-outs for a basketball team, who cares how tall they are?

Come on, use those fancy computer skills you young guys possess and animate this image from your videotape and make her move around!

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/ph...ng1_012607.jpg

zapvor · 02-09-2007, 11:26 PM

here are the facts!

she is only hot on the tennis court, or wearing tennis outfit. off the court, in swimsuits or some dressy super expensive dress, it just does not work. which is too bad. but wait!

there is Kirilenko! and the world is saved again

heycal · 02-09-2007, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by zapvor

here are the facts!

she is only hot on the tennis court, or wearing tennis outfit. off the court, in swimsuits or some dressy super expensive dress, it just does not work.

Really? These work pretty well for me:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/fea...arapova_7.html

http://www.celebrityoftheyear.com/im..._sharapova.jpg

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/...1880684223.jpg

CanadianChic · 02-09-2007, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by heycal

Come on, use those fancy computer skills you young guys possess and animate this image from your videotape and make her move around!
http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/ph...ng1_012607.jpg

Heycal, you are getting dangerously close to the gross zone again. I'm afraid I feel that she looks like a fish out of water. She looks like a little girl playing dressup when she wears a suit or a dress - it just doesn't work as she lacks the sophistication for the look.

heycal · 02-09-2007, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChic

She looks like a little girl playing dressup when she wears a suit or a dress - it just doesn't work as she lacks the sophistication for the look.

"Lack of sophistication for the look"? Who do you think you're talking to, some Top Gun-watching gay fashion editor? Such sartorial nuances are lost on a hot-blooded American male like myself. I just see a damn fine looking girl in those photos dressed up nicely for a night on the town.

Mick · 02-09-2007, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by heycal

The heck with that picture, Mick -- Maria ain't looking her best, and since were not conducting try-outs for a basketball team, who cares how tall they are?

Come on, use those fancy computer skills you young guys possess and animate this image from your videotape and make her move around!

http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/ph...ng1_012607.jpg

How is this ?

I animated a video clip i got on my computer

http://i14.tinypic.com/2vubpmv.gif

CanadianChic · 02-09-2007, 11:56 PM

MS is in the top 2 percentile of women? I rest my case.

Are you saying that 98% of the women in the world who do themselves up for a night on the town do not look better than this? You're either kidding yourself or hanging out in truck stops.

Who wouldn't look amazing in this dress? The only difference is that most women tend to fill it a little more - just to prove the lack of curves, yet again.

In her element when compared with her peers, pretty. In the above pics - a tad out of her element.

View Poll Results: How attractive is Maria Sharapova?
EXTREMELY hot and sexy	226	22.92%
Way above average	405	41.08%
about average	255	25.86%
Not particularly attractive at all	78	7.91%
makes an old dish rag look good in comparison	22	2.23%
Voters: 986. You may not vote on this poll

02-09-2007, 10:59 PM	#50
CanadianChic Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Living in the land of Glyph. Posts: 2,296	Heycal, you are absolutely killing me here. I'm not Phil - you don't have to pick apart every single thing I say do you? Sorry, I meant Archie Bunker, but it's late and I'm tired. __________________ I enjoy a good sandwich and nothing revs up a sandwich more than oil soaked sundried tomatoes.

02-09-2007, 11:56 PM	#60
CanadianChic Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Living in the land of Glyph. Posts: 2,296	MS is in the top 2 percentile of women? I rest my case. Are you saying that 98% of the women in the world who do themselves up for a night on the town do not look better than this? You're either kidding yourself or hanging out in truck stops. Who wouldn't look amazing in this dress? The only difference is that most women tend to fill it a little more - just to prove the lack of curves, yet again. In her element when compared with her peers, pretty. In the above pics - a tad out of her element. __________________ I enjoy a good sandwich and nothing revs up a sandwich more than oil soaked sundried tomatoes.

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