Useless information thread - Page 11

iTones · 10-30-2007, 08:18 PM

Polar bears have dark blue or black tongues. Their breath stinks.

slice bh compliment · 10-30-2007, 08:45 PM

That's actually true. My friends and I, we hang out sometimes with this one really big white dude, who is a polar bear, and yeah, everytime he opens his mouth to talk, all I can think of is half-eaten seals.

You guys think if we got him some floss, a nice SoniCare system and one of those little tongue scrapers.....you guys think his breath might improve? Would he be offended? I mean, he's always been an excellent wingman, and really pretty genuine and cool to everyone, so I don't want to alienate the guy.

malakas · 10-30-2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by slice bh compliment

That's actually true. My friends and I, we hang out sometimes with this one really big white dude, who is a polar bear, and yeah, everytime he opens his mouth to talk, all I can think of is half-eaten seals.

You guys think if we got him some floss, a nice SoniCare system and one of those little tongue scrapers.....you guys think his breath might improve? Would he be offended? I mean, he's always been an excellent wingman, and really pretty genuine and cool to everyone, so I don't want to alienate the guy.

nah,I think a mint for the breath-and a hug, would do!

lol

iTones · 10-30-2007, 08:59 PM

Forget the SoniCare, get him some Charmin.

ananda · 10-30-2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slice bh compliment

That's actually true. My friends and I, we hang out sometimes with this one really big white dude, who is a polar bear, and yeah, everytime he opens his mouth to talk, all I can think of is half-eaten seals.

You guys think if we got him some floss, a nice SoniCare system and one of those little tongue scrapers.....you guys think his breath might improve? Would he be offended? I mean, he's always been an excellent wingman, and really pretty genuine and cool to everyone, so I don't want to alienate the guy.

edit: your friend could be having some problem (like a digestion issue or worse) that causes this. Halitosis, ok, bad breath, is not just about not brushing or flossing etc. Perhaps (offended or not) he needs a check up.

ananda · 10-31-2007, 01:46 AM

meningitis: something strange that affects women in their middle age making them even more intolerable

PimpMyGame · 10-31-2007, 02:08 AM

If you multiply the number 142857 by any whole number between 2 and 6 the answer will have the same digits but in a different order. If you multiply by 7 something else happens.

Andres · 10-31-2007, 04:05 AM

Tarapachin chin chichin chin....

Tarapachin chin chichin chiiiiiin....

HyperHorse · 10-31-2007, 04:17 AM

If it hasn't been mentioned before...
I'd just like to point out that all polar bears are left handed.

ananda · 10-31-2007, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by HyperHorse

If it hasn't been mentioned before...
I'd just like to point out that all polar bears are left handed.

they write with the left hand? or play tennis ?

HyperHorse · 10-31-2007, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by SoBad

Kimchee was used in ancient Korean villages where poor people had nothing to eat but rice and cabbage, and used spices to spice up their meals. It has no rightful place in cosmopolitan dining scene of today.

I LOVE KIMCHEE!!!!!!!
KOREAN FOOD ROCKS!!!!

HyperHorse · 10-31-2007, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ananda

they write with the left hand? or play tennis ?

No, silly... the left paw is their dominant hand...
I heard somewhere that it's the case with all polar bears...
Left paw, left hand, whats the difference...

malakas · 10-31-2007, 07:07 AM

Milan Gurovic and his tatto has as much chance to play in Croatia as the Pope blessing gay marriages.

forzainter · 10-31-2007, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ananda

meningitis: something strange that affects women in their middle age making them even more intolerable

are you sure you're not thinking of menopause (sp?) because I was once checked out for meningitis and I was only 15 at the time, and I am a boy, not a middle aged woman

ananda · 10-31-2007, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by forzainter

are you sure you're not thinking of menopause (sp?) because I was once checked out for meningitis and I was only 15 at the time, and I am a boy, not a middle aged woman

no, menopause, as the word suggests, happens to men at about 45-50, when they stop MENstruating.

...

(hey, just kidding, i tried saying the earlier post with a straight face

lol.

ananda · 10-31-2007, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by iTones

sicko, I bet you'd wolf down crappy
(literally fecal-oral transmission) indian food also.

itones, may you take birth in India for the next seven lives to atone for the sin of insulting indian cuisine.

I would recommend the Andhra Pradesh state, where the food is hottest.

ananda · 10-31-2007, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by isuk@tennis

1. Time dilation occurs around any object with a gravitational field which disrupts the fabric of time/space.
Time dilation also occurs when the frame of reference velocity is different than the object being observed.

2. no im not studying the general theory of relativity, im on special theory of relativity.

dude, you are HOT! btw, isn't special theory 1905 stuff?
you certainly don't suk@physics. Might i ask where at you are studying ?

Isn't point 1 a way of saying that time is relative to the observer? (I was an astrophysicist in my previous birth -- have some vague recollections)

richw76 · 10-31-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by HyperHorse

I LOVE KIMCHEE!!!!!!!
KOREAN FOOD ROCKS!!!!

I read the post about kimchee being for poor people... blah, blah. And it's probably true. However sometimes people use food to reconnect and remind them of the past. I'm black, and live in the south. People still eat chittlin's. Which is cleaned and boiled pig intestine. Poor southerners (black and white) used to eat it because it was cheap, and a good source of protein. It smells and taste like old sweaty gym socks, IMHO. Not really the point it's a connection to their past, and that alone makes it worth including in the culinary catalog. Although I wouldn't eat it

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Originally Posted by ananda

itones, may you take birth in India for the next seven lives to atone for the sin of insulting indian cuisine.

I would recommend the Andhra Pradesh state, where the food is hottest.

I couldn't agree more. I love indian food. I like eating vegetarian when possible, and different curry blends go better with veggies than anything else I've ever tried. I must admit, I would have been just as ignorant as most but a friends girlfriend took us to an indian restaurant a few years ago in new york. She ordered several items off the menu, and I was hooked for life. Like the kid said try it you'll like it

forzainter · 10-31-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ananda

itones, may you take birth in India for the next seven lives to atone for the sin of insulting indian cuisine.

I would recommend the Andhra Pradesh state, where the food is hottest.

I only had a curry for the first time in my life 4 months ago, and Indian food is huge here. Ananda, are you a Hindu? If so, I was wondering what you think of the caste system (or what it used to be like) and what caste you were born in to.

diegaa · 10-31-2007, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by forzainter

I only had a curry for the first time in my life 4 months ago, and Indian food is huge here. Ananda, are you a Hindu? If so, I was wondering what you think of the caste system (or what it used to be like) and what caste you were born in to.

if ananda answers, it wont be a useless information. pls, forzainter, try to respect you own thread rules

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