Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you..

Leelord337 · 11-21-2007, 09:58 AM

I recently saw a thread about how many threads does it take to change a lightbulb, so this gave me this idea...made me think of the joke: how many aggies does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. one to hold the lightbulb and 2 to turn the ladder. also another aggie joke: why can't aggies make bbq beans? they keep falling through the grill.

ok: some yo mama jokes: yo mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out...yo mama is so poor i went over to her house and 2 mice tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.

also i heard this joke yesterday in my finite math class: a prof walked in and asked: do any of your students text message during class? if so...they should practice safe text.

well...just wondering what kinda jokes you guys can come up with.

10s talk · 11-22-2007, 08:14 AM

what do you call a deer with no eyes ?

no idea........ or no eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes, and no legs ?

STILL no eye deer

Feña14 · 11-23-2007, 09:47 PM

What do you call an angry French insect?

A cross-ant!!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? ….. Because he was outstanding in his field!

I’ve got a sponge front door, hey, don’t knock it!

Leelord337 · 11-23-2007, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feña14

What do you call an angry French insect?

A cross-ant!!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? ….. Because he was outstanding in his field!

I’ve got a sponge front door, hey, don’t knock it!

the first 2 are funny..but what does the 3rd one mean?

tbini87 · 11-24-2007, 03:28 PM

a woman walks into a grocery store to do her shopping for the week. she buys foods that are typical of a single lady such as: yogurt, frozen pizzas, tv dinners, bagels, etc. she gets into the checkout line, and a cute guy walks up behind her. the man says "excuse me miss, but do you happen to be single?"
she replies "why yes, how did you know?"

he says "because you are ugly"...

hoons · 11-24-2007, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 10s talk

what do you call a deer with no eyes ?

no idea........ or no eye deer

classic.

Why are women like lava lamps?

Because they're fun to look at but not very bright

....surprisingly i'm not single

35ft6 · 11-24-2007, 04:56 PM

Yo mamma is so fat she has trouble finding affordable clothes that fit her properly.

Loco4Tennis · 11-24-2007, 06:43 PM

your mama's so fat: when she sits down in a crowded room she's sitting next to EVERYBODY!

Federer's pet goat Leanne · 11-24-2007, 06:52 PM

what time is it, when an elephant sits on your watch?

Loco4Tennis · 11-25-2007, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Federer's pet goat Leanne

what time is it, when an elephant sits on your watch?

well, if my calculations are correct, its time to get anew watch

Loco4Tennis · 11-25-2007, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 35ft6

Yo mamma is so fat she has trouble finding affordable clothes that fit her properly.

umm, i just got to tell you, i wouldn't roll into the apollo-theater with this joke, yu might just get the booot,, just saying

35201 · 11-25-2007, 07:12 AM

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"

35ft6 · 11-25-2007, 08:24 AM

Yo mamma is such a good cook that whenever she throws a dinner party there's always a good turnout.

35201 · 11-25-2007, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 35ft6

Yo mamma is such a good cook that whenever she throws a dinner party there's always a good turnout.

Ha-ha, these really made me giggle.

35201 · 11-25-2007, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35201

Ha-ha, this really made me giggle.

Lol, mistyped.

Punisha · 11-25-2007, 02:50 PM

a dog walks into a bar... ouch

35ft6 · 11-25-2007, 05:47 PM

Yo mama is so stupid that although she was accepted by Cornell and Brown, she was turned down by Yale and Princeton.

StealthGnome · 11-25-2007, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 35ft6

Yo mama is so stupid that although she was accepted by Cornell and Brown, she was turned down by Yale and Princeton.

Good one!!

Leelord337 · 11-26-2007, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35ft6

Yo mama is so stupid that although she was accepted by Cornell and Brown, she was turned down by Yale and Princeton.

lol, i think u should change yale to harvard as George Bush was accepted into Yale

Punisha · 11-27-2007, 02:19 AM

a polar bear walks into a bar... he says to the bar tender

"Ill have a rum............................................... .................................................. ......................................... and cola"

To this the bar tender replies

"Why the big pause?"

and the polar bear says

"I was born with them"

11-21-2007, 09:58 AM	#1
Leelord337 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: univ houston courts Posts: 3,622	Random thread of good jokes, aggie jokes, yo mama jokes, or what have you.. I recently saw a thread about how many threads does it take to change a lightbulb, so this gave me this idea...made me think of the joke: how many aggies does it take to change a lightbulb? 3. one to hold the lightbulb and 2 to turn the ladder. also another aggie joke: why can't aggies make bbq beans? they keep falling through the grill. ok: some yo mama jokes: yo mama is so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out...yo mama is so poor i went over to her house and 2 mice tripped me and a rat stole my wallet. also i heard this joke yesterday in my finite math class: a prof walked in and asked: do any of your students text message during class? if so...they should practice safe text. well...just wondering what kinda jokes you guys can come up with. __________________ Member of the "Hope Federer will keep Winning Everything for 2013 Club" Last edited by Leelord337 : 11-21-2007 at 10:01 AM.

11-22-2007, 08:14 AM	#2
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11-24-2007, 03:28 PM	#5
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