Why are racquetball racquets so crazy and stupid

[Belmonte13]

I've strung every E-Force i think (judgment, bedlam, launchpad, etc) and some crazy wilsons where the string goes down through the sides of the handle between the grip.....and sometimes when i'm trying to get enough light in the handle to see which tube is red and which is orange, i ask myself WHY!!!! Is there some techno guy out there that can give me a good explanation why racquetball sticks have to be so different.....i mean, prince (ektelon) keeps their O3 tech. consistent in these, and it's great......i'm sure there's more of you out there who get annoyed like me....please, comiserate!