Useless information thread - Page 51

my_forehand · 03-10-2008, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andres Guazzelli

I appear offline... but I'm not!

That's suspicious Andres...very suspicious.

But so am I! We'll be the "invisible brothers!"

I jammed my left pinky.

. Hopefully, I can hit a 1-hander without using my left pinky.

Andres · 03-10-2008, 04:00 AM

Yours was the 1000th reply to this thread

Sentinel · 03-10-2008, 09:59 AM

Even a fool knows you can't play your best tennis with monocles. Only a fool would have them on, but that's another matter.
Am I making sense ? Not.

slice bh compliment · 03-10-2008, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sentinel

...monocles. Only a fool ...

Or a villain from an old movie.

ilovecarlos · 03-10-2008, 11:25 AM

I'm drinking water right now

Jonnyf · 03-10-2008, 12:36 PM

I'm watching Scrubs right now till Skins comes on

Sentinel · 03-10-2008, 07:22 PM

You can take a horse to the water but you cant make it drink.
*** ducking ***

tbini87 · 03-10-2008, 09:24 PM

cows have 4 stomachs???

Sentinel · 03-10-2008, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tbini87

cows have 4 stomachs???

Wondering what a cow would say to a doctor when it has a stomach-ache ?

slice bh compliment · 03-11-2008, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sentinel

Wondering what a cow would say to a doctor when it has a stomach-ache ?

She says,
"Moo. Maawwwww. Moooo. Mooh."

my_forehand · 03-11-2008, 01:51 AM

Moo!

tennn

Andres · 03-11-2008, 03:41 AM

I don't appear offline anymore.

diegaa · 03-11-2008, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andres Guazzelli

I don't appear offline anymore.

i do.
10ch.

hollywood9826 · 03-11-2008, 04:09 AM

Walrus' possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.

my_forehand · 03-11-2008, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by diegaa

i do.
10ch.

Bah-Dum-Chhh!

Sentinel · 03-11-2008, 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

Walrus' possess a large baculum, up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.

24 in. Ok, what's the head-size and swing-weight like.
I am running out of PS 6.0's anyway.

ilovecarlos · 03-11-2008, 08:43 AM

But size doesn't matter

Dedans Penthouse · 03-11-2008, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

Walrus' possess a large baculum (penis bone), up to 63 cm (24 in) in length, the largest of any mammal both absolutely and relative to body size.

international boneology baccalaureate

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilovecarlos

but size doesn't matter :embarrassed:

Boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down....
I am the eggman, they are the eggman, I am the walrus, koo-koo-ka-chew, kumquat

Birds of a feather, flock together

.

ilovecarlos · 03-11-2008, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dedans Penthouse

international boneology baccalaureate
Boy you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down....
I am the eggman, they are the eggman, I am the walrus, koo-koo-ka-chew, kumquat

Birds of a feather, flock together

.

But you told me Paul WAS the walrus

Dedans Penthouse · 03-11-2008, 10:27 AM

Nah. Besides, I don't believe in 'Yesterday'

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