hitting the ball hard!!!!!

tennisguy49 · 01-09-2009, 12:38 PM

do3s aNYOne no h0w to hit da ball hard? i watn dat ball sh00tin thruogh da f**kin court for a winner. shuolD i fl@ttin out my shot or swIng da racet for m0re sp33d and siCK sp1n?

advice appr3ciat3d!!!

Mada · 01-09-2009, 12:46 PM

You must be the popular kid in your highschool.

ShcMad · 01-09-2009, 12:49 PM

Is this thread some kind of joke?

oneguy21 · 01-09-2009, 12:50 PM

You'll need to flatten out your shots to make the ball shoot through that f**kin court of yours.

joshburger · 01-09-2009, 12:51 PM

w0rkkk 0uT aT Ur SkEwL aNNNd get JaqQed, THAn YuL hIT dA BBal HaRDa!

Ross K · 01-09-2009, 12:52 PM

You've asked for some advice?...

DON'T WRITE IN THAT MEGA-ANNOYING TEXT & STYLE!!!... IT's TOTALLY AND UTTERLY PAINFUL TO READ!!!

phoenicks · 01-09-2009, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross K

You've asked for some advice?...

DON'T WRITE IN THAT MEGA-ANNOYING TEXT & STYLE!!!... IT's TOTALLY AND UTTERLY PAINFUL TO READ!!!

same here, this kinda irritating text is worse than all short form text.

tennisguy49 · 01-09-2009, 01:08 PM

^^s0Rry maN, bUt datS how type all da t1me. i n33d mnore pWER in mY gaem, sO k3ep dem aDv1ces comiN!!!!!!

zacinnc78 · 01-09-2009, 01:13 PM

hahahahahaah
yea right...that takes 3x more effort to type that way...still funny tho

tennisguy49 · 01-09-2009, 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zacinnc78

hahahahahaah
yea right...that takes 3x more effort to type that way...still funny tho

D0nT n33d hat1n bro...Ju5t g00d adVice

phoenicks · 01-09-2009, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tennisguy49

^^s0Rry maN, bUt datS how type all da t1me. i n33d mnore pWER in mY gaem, sO k3ep dem aDv1ces comiN!!!!!!

I strongly advise you to type in normal text if you want people to take you more seriously, really what's so hard about typing normal text ???

This is a serious tennis forum, this is not your usual kids or teenage forum discussing PS,PC games or porno.

tennisguy49 · 01-09-2009, 01:26 PM

alright. is this better. i just need more power in my tennis game. i need to crack my balls. i want to be a power player.

GeorgeLucas · 01-09-2009, 01:27 PM

Troller -- a look at your FIRST two posts tells me that you are marginally competent with the English language.

Ah, and answer the question: to hit harder, swing faster. Make sure you whip your elbow for extra racquet head speed. Perchance your elbow might start hurting. This means your strokes are working.

edit: grrr you came clean right before I post; I owe you an honest answer too

Hitting harder really requires putting lots of hours into perfecting your stroke. That's the long run goal. As per now, with no supplementary knowledge of your game, I can only say generic things like "Lengthen your takeback. A longer takeback gives your racquet more room to accelerate" or "Make sure your are using your torso, driving your shoulders through the ball" or other trite advice like that. Good luck!!

LeeD · 01-09-2009, 01:29 PM

Watch top 50 pro players. Hit just like them.

albino smurf · 01-09-2009, 01:32 PM

Practice and get to a point where you can hit it hard and with control. While doing that learn to read and write so that people take you seriously.

m27 · 01-09-2009, 01:33 PM

Yo dawg if you be wantin those killa 150mph backhands then you needs to be rockin an oversize racquet like a 130sqin Weed dawg like for realz and don't forget to smoke some herb before da big game for extra topspin and killa volleyz ya heard? Peace

oneguy21 · 01-09-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by LeeD

Watch top 50 pro players. Hit just like them.

what are you doing

LeeD · 01-09-2009, 03:05 PM

er...
OneGuy, I assume you're addressing me?
I"m typing on a computer keyboard right now, sipping coffee and eating candy corn.
I assume tennisguy is practicing his groundies somewhere, hopefully not with a 130 weed, but rather a 95 sized head light 12.2 oz racket.

maratsafin5 · 01-09-2009, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by m27

Yo dawg if you be wantin those killa 150mph backhands then you needs to be rockin an oversize racquet like a 130sqin Weed dawg like for realz and don't forget to smoke some herb before da big game for extra topspin and killa volleyz ya heard? Peace

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ThA_Azn_DeViL · 01-09-2009, 03:41 PM

I've seen some people type like him, but not THAT bad, no offense tennis guy, if you want more power **** your wrist and at contact let it go, then make sure your wrist starts hurting, if that happens you know that your done for

Edit: the starred out word is c.ock

01-09-2009, 12:38 PM	#1
tennisguy49 Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 13	hitting the ball hard!!!!! do3s aNYOne no h0w to hit da ball hard? i watn dat ball sh00tin thruogh da f**kin court for a winner. shuolD i fl@ttin out my shot or swIng da racet for m0re sp33d and siCK sp1n? advice appr3ciat3d!!!

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01-09-2009, 01:27 PM	#13
GeorgeLucas Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 408	Troller -- a look at your FIRST two posts tells me that you are marginally competent with the English language. Ah, and answer the question: to hit harder, swing faster. Make sure you whip your elbow for extra racquet head speed. Perchance your elbow might start hurting. This means your strokes are working. edit: grrr you came clean right before I post; I owe you an honest answer too Hitting harder really requires putting lots of hours into perfecting your stroke. That's the long run goal. As per now, with no supplementary knowledge of your game, I can only say generic things like "Lengthen your takeback. A longer takeback gives your racquet more room to accelerate" or "Make sure your are using your torso, driving your shoulders through the ball" or other trite advice like that. Good luck!! Last edited by GeorgeLucas : 01-09-2009 at 01:31 PM.

01-09-2009, 01:32 PM	#15
albino smurf Professional Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: In a cloud of yellow fuzz Posts: 961	Practice and get to a point where you can hit it hard and with control. While doing that learn to read and write so that people take you seriously. __________________ Dude, where's my post?