Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter - Page 1369

sapient007 · 09-07-2009, 07:30 PM

proper keyboard cat video procedure:

1. fade in cat 2 sec into the video, fade back
2. play keyboard cat music the instant fail happens
3. switch to full keyboard cat clip after fail has completed
4. slow mo of the fail event after the first keyboard cat's 16 bars
5. encore of keyboard cat
6. cut to keyboard cat sleeping scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg73r...eature=related

now i just need the clip of me acing topaz back to back from today. woot..

sapient007 · 09-07-2009, 07:32 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_do...eature=related

ShcMad · 09-07-2009, 09:08 PM

Thanks Sup and Toepez! But I'll have to stick with my Korean citizenship if asked to shave Stepanek's chest.

hollywood9826 · 09-08-2009, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ShcMad

Thanks Sup and Toepez! But I'll have to stick with my Korean citizenship if asked to shave Stepanek's chest.

But he might hook you up with one of those sweet bosworth frames. Of course you can buy them for 400 bucks.

But being a college student you will probably just want to shave his chest.

Sup2Dresq · 09-08-2009, 07:23 AM

Someone stop Sup. I'm fighting the effects of the pirate's crazy pills!

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showt...=1#post3902138

I would like to take this time to say (before whatever happens), that I do think that everyone at the TWMAC has potential and hits very well. Even Zapvor! Sup just can't stand peeps who talk down others game in a competitive nature or over-hype themselves. It's a pet peeve.

Any of you guys could rock my 3.5 game, especially Mrhan.

Shcmad you hit with moderate spin *when you shank it*. Still spin.

*Sappy insert a cat playing a keyboard*

prestigeprolover · 09-08-2009, 07:54 AM

sap - hahahah! funny pic. i dont know where you find this stuff.

sup - here's a pic of marta to help you get over those crazy pills

or a pic of simone bolelli's crotch. your pick

Xisbum · 09-08-2009, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Sup2Dresq

Someone stop Sup. I'm fighting the effects of the pirate's crazy pills!

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showt...=1#post3902138

I would like to take this time to say (before whatever happens), that I do think that everyone at the TWMAC has potential and hits very well. Even Zapvor! Sup just can't stand peeps who talk down others game in a competitive nature or over-hype themselves. It's a pet peeve.

Any of you guys could rock my 3.5 game, especially Mrhan.

???

Ha. The last time you were a 3.5, you were still in diapers.

I freely admit that every TWMACer with whom I've played hits better shots than I, except possibly for the occasional drop shot. And that's technically not a real shot, just a dink, right?

hollywood9826 · 09-08-2009, 08:04 AM

We all you know you suck and are slow and lazy to the point that you hardly never sweat. You need to be more like auzzie and invest in a JMU tennis shirt (grey) and do some jumping jacks on the court to build up a nice sweat. A sweat so profuse that you drip on the court and slide on your sweat to the point where diadoras do not offer exceptinal support and you have to wear babolats with michelin rubber on the soles for maximum grip.

Sup2Dresq · 09-08-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by hollywood9826

We all you know you suck and are slow and lazy to the point that you hardly never sweat. You need to be more like auzzie and invest in a JMU tennis shirt (grey) and do some jumping jacks on the court to build up a nice sweat. A sweat so profuse that you drip on the court and slide on your sweat to the point where diadoras do not offer exceptinal support and you have to wear babolats with michelin rubber on the soles for maximum grip.

So if Auzzie was a comic book person he would be "sweatman?" ala iceman? Floating along his sweat. ewww...

Funny you mention college shirts. I was going through some old boxes and found my college tennis stuff.

Thanks for the advice HW.

Sup2Dresq · 09-08-2009, 10:01 AM

I'm enjoying the clisjter's story.

Alice, do you have this fila outfit. The colors are very cool.

HW, didn't you say that fila stuff is made well?

Sup2Dresq · 09-08-2009, 10:02 AM

Watching Potro vs Ferrero.

Potro game is somewhat smooth. Not like Fed or Nando.

Ferrero still has punch on that backhand! They had a court level view of one of their exchange and it was impressive! His Lotto outfit taunts me so!

JRstriker12 · 09-08-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Sup2Dresq

I'm enjoying the clisjter's story.

Alice, do you have this fila outfit. The colors are very cool.

HW, didn't you say that fila stuff is made well?

Agreed - the women's Fila outfits for this US Open have been top notch. Can't say the same for the mens outfits.... they are just okay.

Lotto outfits are still cool - even though Soderling wears them.

I also kinda like the Adidas shirts with the city photo in the curve that comes across the shirt......yeah, I know sup......

BTW- Sup - they now have a Adidas store in the Tysons mall, why no NikeTown? Please travel to the Nike HQ through the wormhole in your closet and have Nike correct this problem.

BTW- Could they make the polo logo any bigger on the back of the ball-kid outfits???? You'd think you were at a polo match.

Sup2Dresq · 09-08-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by JRstriker12

Agreed - the women's Fila outfits for this US Open have been top notch. Can't say the same for the mens outfits.... they are just okay.

Lotto outfits are still cool - even though Soderling wears them.

I also kinda like the Adidas shirts with the city photo in the curve that comes across the shirt......yeah, I know sup......

BTW- Sup - they now have a Adidas store in the Tysons mall, why no NikeTown? Please travel to the Nike HQ through the wormhole in your closet and have Nike correct this problem.

BTW- Could they make the polo logo any bigger on the back of the ball-kid outfits???? You'd think you were at a polo match.

Niketown is on the agenda!

And shame on you for even looking at the adidas outfit!

Lotto I can understand!

JRstriker12 · 09-08-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Sup2Dresq

Niketown is on the agenda!

And shame on you for even looking at the adidas outfit!

Lotto I can understand!

I couldn't help it. Tsonga was wearing the shirt.

hollywood9826 · 09-08-2009, 10:28 AM

Hey buddy us fellow 5.5 players have to look out for each other in this world of sucky 3.5s

In all actuality I have probably regressed into the 3.0 level

Im playing dubs in Hershey tonight so hopefully my shoulder wont hurt too bad its been bothering me for some reason. I need some steroids.

Also next time im down around there we need to find a wood racquet so I can break the TT wood racquet speed record.

And yes the Fila that i have I am very impressed with. It almost tempts me to try the shoes.

And the Lotto shoes are so sweet that if I could score the clothes I would in a heartbeat because based on the supreme construction of the raptors I know the apparel is legit.

Also does Kim Clijsters give off a lesbian vibe? because for some reson I think she is kinda cute.

Sup2Dresq · 09-08-2009, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

I couldn't help it. Tsonga was wearing the shirt.

When I watch Tsonga celebrate I think of JRS.

When I see Cleveland on Family Guy I think of JRS

When I see the new bud commercial with the poodle driving I think of Dats.

When I see the Ponch Estrada commercial I think of how F1 Tech was mean to me.

When I watch badminton on tv .. I think how TFM could go pro with his wristy forehand.

When I hear the navy fleet docks.. I think "where is alice?"

prestigeprolover · 09-08-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

Also does Kim Clijsters give off a lesbian vibe? because for some reson I think she is kinda cute.

+1 on her being cute. uh oh i think we're in trouble. maybe she's a lesbian after all.

Sup2Dresq · 09-08-2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

And the Lotto shoes are so sweet that if I could score the clothes I would in a heartbeat because based on the supreme construction of the raptors I know the apparel is legit.

Also does Kim Clijsters give off a lesbian vibe? because for some reson I think she is kinda cute.

If Lotto was sold in the US with more authority ... I would be as tempted as the waffle house is to TheJRS.

Egads. HW and Sup with similiar taste? I'm not drooling over her but her attitude and legs do make me smile.

prestigeprolover · 09-08-2009, 10:46 AM

^^ man too bad we missed her match on the monday we got there. but it would have been like the marta match where you motioned, "let's go" and i motioned back "uhhh no i don't think so."

Sup2Dresq · 09-08-2009, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prestigeprolover

^^ man too bad we missed her match on the monday we got there. but it would have been like the marta match where you motioned, "let's go" and i motioned back "uhhh no i don't think so."

We all know you needed some time before you could stand up. Admit it. You had...... a cramp.. yeah.. cramp.

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09-07-2009, 09:08 PM	#27363
ShcMad Hall Of Fame Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 1,540	Thanks Sup and Toepez! But I'll have to stick with my Korean citizenship if asked to shave Stepanek's chest. __________________ "The more beautiful she is, the more money she wants." -M. Safin

09-08-2009, 07:54 AM	#27366
prestigeprolover New User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 75	sap - hahahah! funny pic. i dont know where you find this stuff. sup - here's a pic of marta to help you get over those crazy pills or a pic of simone bolelli's crotch. your pick __________________ i need a shorter name...

09-08-2009, 08:04 AM	#27368
hollywood9826 Semi-Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Havre de Grace, MD Posts: 492	We all you know you suck and are slow and lazy to the point that you hardly never sweat. You need to be more like auzzie and invest in a JMU tennis shirt (grey) and do some jumping jacks on the court to build up a nice sweat. A sweat so profuse that you drip on the court and slide on your sweat to the point where diadoras do not offer exceptinal support and you have to wear babolats with michelin rubber on the soles for maximum grip. __________________ Touched by his Noodly Appendage

09-08-2009, 10:28 AM	#27375
hollywood9826 Semi-Pro Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Havre de Grace, MD Posts: 492	Hey buddy us fellow 5.5 players have to look out for each other in this world of sucky 3.5s In all actuality I have probably regressed into the 3.0 level Im playing dubs in Hershey tonight so hopefully my shoulder wont hurt too bad its been bothering me for some reason. I need some steroids. Also next time im down around there we need to find a wood racquet so I can break the TT wood racquet speed record. And yes the Fila that i have I am very impressed with. It almost tempts me to try the shoes. And the Lotto shoes are so sweet that if I could score the clothes I would in a heartbeat because based on the supreme construction of the raptors I know the apparel is legit. Also does Kim Clijsters give off a lesbian vibe? because for some reson I think she is kinda cute. __________________ Touched by his Noodly Appendage Last edited by hollywood9826 : 09-08-2009 at 10:32 AM.

09-08-2009, 10:46 AM	#27379
prestigeprolover New User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 75	^^ man too bad we missed her match on the monday we got there. but it would have been like the marta match where you motioned, "let's go" and i motioned back "uhhh no i don't think so." __________________ i need a shorter name...

09-07-2009, 07:32 PM	#27362
sapient007 Semi-Pro Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 571	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J_do...eature=related