Ever wonder what it would be like to play against yourself?

[dizzlmcwizzl]

Originally Posted by SlapShot

I often wonder what it'd be like to face my own serve. Especially on days when it's clicking.

Yea ... I would probalbly have 100% service winners and the match would never end. My serve is decent, but my return is simply awfull.

[snark]

I thought I was going to win easily, but ended up losing..

[Slazenger07]

Originally Posted by JRstriker12

Seems like I'm my own opponent all the time

Second that!

If Id get out of my own way Id be getting the kind of results at tournaments I deserve.

I wouldnt enjoy playing myself...too much nasty spin

[tennis tom]

We are always playing against ourselves--that's why I'm thinking of taking up croquette, those people know how to party!

[sureshs]

I have been playing against myself ever since the thread started and we haven't finished a single point yet as we are evenly matched.

[tennis tom]

Originally Posted by sureshs

I have been playing against myself ever since the thread started and we haven't finished a single point yet as we are evenly matched.

Sounds like a Guiness World Record point. Let us know when one of you'zez misses.

[Trevor]

I did not too long ago, the first set went to a tiebreak. It was 5-5 and it could've gone either way. I lost the tiebreak and subsequently the second set.

there would be 2 copies of winning ugly on the bench!

[AlpineCadet]

If we were playing equally well that day, I'd call it a draw and ask him to play dubs with me against my favorite opponents. I'd love to see how horrible my game is and who'd be the first to melt down. I already know my own game, so I wouldn't care about singles.

[tennis tom]

If I cheated me then I would cheat me back, then call for an umpire. Then I would foot-fault to gain an advantage and serve into my body. If the ump called me for foot-faulting, I would get me and me and shove two balls down his f'ing throat. Then me and me woud file a grievance and since it was two against one our team of lawyers would have a slam dunk and win $92,000 from our USTA section and form a foundation and go to Monte Carlo and give clinics to poor rich kids.

[forehandshanker]

Not sure if I were playing myself that I'd like my opponent to read my mind.

• Positive, he shanks a forehand when he sees the open court because he takes his eye off the ball
• Positive, I know that hitting high one handed backhands gets under his skin .
• Even, we both hate lots of side to side baseline rallies.
• Negative, he knows that kick 2nd serve to the backhand is my money shot.
• Negative, he knows that when I'll make a kamikaze net rush .

[tennytive]

Ten hours later and still counting, we'd be tied 59-59 in the fifth set at Wimby.

[aceX]

It would be like playing against Chuck Norris.