Indiana Jolly, and the Quest for the Holy Paperweight. - Page 13

maverick66 · 05-20-2011, 04:59 PM

So Jolly is now married and using a bigger racket. This world is ending tomorrow.

I say good riddance. If this is how the world is gonna be it doesnt need to go on any longer.

dennis10is · 05-20-2011, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pickle9

yea, actually he hasn't been seen in person for quite some time now...all his texts are being made while he's been locked in the basement under domestic control. the holy std's hired the jolly imposter making all his public appearances.

Pickle,

I like that "under domestic control". Jolly has been placed under UDC.

They should add a feature into GPS, "warning you are enter zone of domestic control".

dennis10is · 05-20-2011, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by maverick66

So Jolly is now married and using a bigger racket. This world is ending tomorrow.

I say good riddance. If this is how the world is gonna be it doesnt need to go on any longer.

Yes, it was a tennis machine marriage. Jolly was caught playing mixed doubles with her and her tennis playing family forced them to get hitched. She plays with Prince so Jolly is now playing with a 110 sq in Prince these days.

alidisperanza · 05-20-2011, 09:19 PM

The dennis, beer, and wings are a recipe for success... not to be messed with

AlpineCadet · 05-20-2011, 11:02 PM

I believe in Indiana Jolly and his sidekicks who swarm around this thread.

maverick66 · 05-20-2011, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dennis10is

Yes, it was a tennis machine marriage. Jolly was caught playing mixed doubles with her and her tennis playing family forced them to get hitched. She plays with Prince so Jolly is now playing with a 110 sq in Prince these days.

Is there really any other way to find a wife?

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Originally Posted by AlpineCadet

I'm writing a short story about a retard who plays tennis and has fans on an internet forum completely outside of JR/JD--just an FYI, but if this posts gets deleted, I'm going to email Don with the mustache, who I met at Indian Wells this year.

Did jolly steal your dog or kick your mother?
You gotta move on at some point. I understand that the mere existence of a man like Jolly prevents you from ever kissing a female but let it go.

JoelDali · 05-21-2011, 02:31 AM

If this thread helps just one person out there to become a better person, husband, brother son or daughter then we can say it was truly worth it all. Paul McCartney used to say that Lennon was "like having our own little Elvis in the group..." In other words his fame and influence was even beyond Sgt Pepper or that Hey Jude crap when Linda destroyed the music with her poor photography and secret stairwell pot smoaking.

So with us, we have Jolly who is like having our own little Borg or Connors: Jolly transcends even the most GOATable GOATs. This says a lot about the power of the Internet and the struggle we're all facing to simply make a difference in random Internet tennis player's lives. Jolly's influence is the kind of thing 60 Minutes investigates on nights/weekends, but never come up with a definitive answer. Its an enigma wrapped up and always eaten and enjoyed like hot sex in the morning or a firm and steaming microwaved breakfast burrito...

Believe in Jolly, the rewards are epic...I can testify.

dennis10is · 05-21-2011, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by AlpineCadet

I'm writing a short story about a retard who plays tennis and has fans on an internet forum completely outside of JR/JD--just an FYI, but if this posts gets deleted, I'm going to email Don with the mustache, who I met at Indian Wells this year.

So, you are writing an autobiography? I don't follow your post but others on Long Island were making fun of you, those who have had exchanges with you and knows who you are.

I would suggest that you change the self-description of retard to loser. Remember, you can't go full retard and expect the book to sell. You can try describing you self as a half-**** and full loser. You can start a trend: HTFL we liked to make fun of.

AlpineCadet · 05-21-2011, 08:07 AM

Right, dennis. I also happen to know each of you personally, along with your FBs, and your mothers' maiden names and their favorite toilet paper, but I prefer to laugh at the funny stuff like getting trolled and being able to post about it esp. when I've got a support group of devoted fanboys backing my internet posts. *Also, unsubscribed. Thanks, see you in another thread.

maverick66 · 05-21-2011, 12:42 PM

I bet the mother of Dennis uses Charmin. From his personality I get the feeling his mother is cuddly soft.

Pickle9 · 05-21-2011, 04:41 PM

i had the pleasure of hitting today with the one who is Jolly. as i was bludgeoned with groundstroke after groundstroke by his 2x4 of a racquet. i could feel the energy and excitement that he put into every all, as it resonated throughout my entire body and deep down to my soul. i can't help to be a better person as i became witness to all the weapons in his arsenal... explosive topspin, knifing approach shots, screaming swinging volleys, and incredible reflex volleys with the precision of a surgeon. i and all who were in witness were in awe. i had to muster every ounce of my strength just to stay in rallies as he gleefully shuffled and split-stepped toward the net to finish me off point after point. as if the sun peeking through the clouds on an overcast today, i would have small chances to probe his one weakness, but alas i could not keep a topspin lob in the court.

after i was able to recover my strength with a shower, rice and beans, and rest, i felt so empowered that i was able to fight off the oncoming apocalypse. no need to thank me.

if only others could be so honored to experience what i have, the world would truly be a better place. maybe tomorrow i'll cure cancer...or maybe not.

dennis10is · 05-21-2011, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AlpineCadet

Right, dennis. I also happen to know each of you personally, along with your FBs, and your mothers' maiden names and their favorite toilet paper, but I prefer to laugh at the funny stuff like getting trolled and being able to post about it esp. when I've got a support group of devoted fanboys backing my internet posts. *Also, unsubscribed. Thanks, see you in another thread.

Dude, you couldn't have known me personally because I don't hang out with losers. My mom passed away but I would have liked to have seen her switched from Charmin to AlpineCadet as her favorite brand of TP. Maybe her last days in the ICU would have been a little bit better if they could have used you instead of Charmin. One will never know.

Why don't you just unsubscribe yourself from all of Jolly's thread?

Pickle9 · 05-21-2011, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dennis10is

Why don't you just unsubscribe yourself from all of Jolly's thread?

that would be awesome... but maybe tt as well

BounceHitBounceHit · 05-21-2011, 04:57 PM

Hey J-Man,

My pal Andres is now in NYC and ready to rumble. He is a former DI player, aged 33 years. He hits a screaming forehand and punishes with both his pace/spin and speed of foot. May I pass along your info to him?

Best,

BHBH

dennis10is · 05-21-2011, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pickle9

after i was able to recover my strength with a shower, rice and beans, and rest, i felt so empowered that i was able to fight off the oncoming apocalypse. no need to thank me.

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Pickle,

Thank you for saving all of us. I was suffering of dehydration and cramps (male menopausal cramps) and wasn't sure if I was up to the task of asking our Lord of hold off on Judgment day until Arnold can recuperate his image and make more movies.

My powers are in decline and I may have to pass unto you the responsiblity for this little blue globe.

Power Player · 05-21-2011, 05:03 PM

What is wrong with cadet? Is he some kind of internet stalker, or is there a weird history I don't know about? He seems to follow JD around and make sad little insults in every thread. It's really odd.

dennis10is · 05-21-2011, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by maverick66

I bet the mother of Dennis uses Charmin. From his personality I get the feeling his mother is cuddly soft.

Yes, she did prefer Charmin and yes she was cuddly soft.

maverick66 · 05-21-2011, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Power Player

What is wrong with cadet? Is he some kind of internet stalker, or is there a weird history I don't know about? He seems to follow JD around and make sad little insults in every thread. It's really odd.

I noticed that as well. Every time there is a jolly post sure enough there is this teenie weenie making small little noises. Its sad and funny at the same time but mostly sad.

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Originally Posted by dennis10is

Yes, she did prefer Charmin and yes she was cuddly soft.

Ya when I think dennis I think a big care bear that would give you a hug. So therefore I suspect parents or at least one was a cuddly soft type.

Pickle9 · 05-21-2011, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Power Player

What is wrong with cadet? Is he some kind of internet stalker, or is there a weird history I don't know about? He seems to follow JD around and make sad little insults in every thread. It's really odd.

apparently i'm JD and just made another account to post with, but i can't be JD, because his life has to be more awesome than mine. so he can't be me...wait, i'm confused.

and maybe if we don't mention anything about the astronut, then he won't come back from orbit.

dennis10is · 05-21-2011, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by alidisperanza

The dennis, beer, and wings are a recipe for success... not to be messed with

And the occasional W's BBQ. Not to be missed. I think you and Pickle are invited this season. Prepare to eat well.

05-20-2011, 04:59 PM	#241
maverick66 Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Valhalla Posts: 3,202	So Jolly is now married and using a bigger racket. This world is ending tomorrow. I say good riddance. If this is how the world is gonna be it doesnt need to go on any longer. __________________ Winner of the TalkTennis hockey challenge. Thats right I am a hockey god and CC came in last.

05-20-2011, 09:19 PM	#244
alidisperanza Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The fishy looking thing that sticks off the East Coast Posts: 1,869	The dennis, beer, and wings are a recipe for success... not to be messed with __________________ "Play like to want to win, not like you want to avoid losing." Yonex 95D

05-20-2011, 11:02 PM	#245
AlpineCadet Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,617	I believe in Indiana Jolly and his sidekicks who swarm around this thread. __________________ Genius in racket technology only happens two years at a time. Ask the pro's, they make the switch each time. Last edited by AlpineCadet : 05-25-2011 at 10:27 PM.

05-21-2011, 02:31 AM	#247
JoelDali Legend Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,947	If this thread helps just one person out there to become a better person, husband, brother son or daughter then we can say it was truly worth it all. Paul McCartney used to say that Lennon was "like having our own little Elvis in the group..." In other words his fame and influence was even beyond Sgt Pepper or that Hey Jude crap when Linda destroyed the music with her poor photography and secret stairwell pot smoaking. So with us, we have Jolly who is like having our own little Borg or Connors: Jolly transcends even the most GOATable GOATs. This says a lot about the power of the Internet and the struggle we're all facing to simply make a difference in random Internet tennis player's lives. Jolly's influence is the kind of thing 60 Minutes investigates on nights/weekends, but never come up with a definitive answer. Its an enigma wrapped up and always eaten and enjoyed like hot sex in the morning or a firm and steaming microwaved breakfast burrito... Believe in Jolly, the rewards are epic...I can testify. __________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die. Last edited by JoelDali : 05-21-2011 at 04:49 AM.

05-21-2011, 08:07 AM	#249
AlpineCadet Hall Of Fame Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 4,617	Right, dennis. I also happen to know each of you personally, along with your FBs, and your mothers' maiden names and their favorite toilet paper, but I prefer to laugh at the funny stuff like getting trolled and being able to post about it esp. when I've got a support group of devoted fanboys backing my internet posts. Also, unsubscribed. Thanks, see you in another thread. __________________ Genius in racket technology only happens two years at a time. Ask the pro's, they make the switch each time. Last edited by AlpineCadet : 05-21-2011 at 08:10 AM.*