Nadal Decline Poetry - Page 3

nikdom · 05-12-2011, 11:53 AM

Nad turning into Fed? Its just a virus guys. Cmon, move along, nothing to see here.

Fed Kennedy · 05-12-2011, 03:59 PM

so much depends upon
a red babolat
slicked with rpm
beside the white djokers

(sorry to william carlos williams)

sbengte · 05-13-2011, 09:41 PM

No limerick yet ?

Who would have foreseen this
Gone is Ralph's state of bliss
Is it 'sickness of the knees'
Or a brand new disease
The prognosis reads "Djokovitis"

sbengte · 07-04-2011, 06:45 AM

Prognosis confirmed.

ruerooo · 07-04-2011, 06:51 AM

Only Vogon poetry could be worse, I think.

The strength is in Rogi Golden Eagle threads.

People should stick to their strengths.

Carsomyr · 07-04-2011, 07:20 AM

We saw the smoke in your eyes,
but no fire in your belly.
Even Murray displayed more heart
as he beat you on his telly.

With creaky knees and broken feet,
your Achilles' - aptly named.
Never have I seen before
a bull so meekly tamed.

You've grown old... you've grown old...
And in a wheelchair, you shall be rolled.

JoelDali · 07-04-2011, 08:02 AM

O dear God when did I create this horrid thread.

My apologies.

I drink too much before and after The Wimbledon. Create crazy threads, big regret later.

Bad thread, bad.

Tsonga mad.

Tsonga say WTF.

JoelDali · 07-04-2011, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruerooo

The strength is in Rogi Golden Eagle threads.

I'm actually working on the HC season Rogi Golden Eagle of Life thread.

Its going to be epic.

If you aren't with the eagle you are against him.

Mainad · 07-04-2011, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sbengte

No limerick yet ?

When Rafa struck the ball with a roar,

The crowd gasped with admiration and awe,

They all shouted, "Olé!"

Then along came "Nolé!"

And Rafa ne'er roared anymore!

cucio · 07-04-2011, 08:11 AM

There once was a dude from Majorca
who prowled by the clay like an Orca
his game incomplete
brought him some defeat
it's not just enough being hard worker.

cucio · 07-04-2011, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sbengte

No limerick yet ?

Ah, beat me to it, but mine is better, at least formally

Limerick adheres to very strict metrics, you should be able to sing it to a bouncy 6/8 time.

FedererBestTennis · 07-04-2011, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoelDali

I'm actually working on the HC season Rogi Golden Eagle of Life thread.

Its going to be epic.

If you aren't with the eagle you are against him.

Awesome, JD! Which forum will it be in?

jones101 · 07-04-2011, 09:37 AM

Rafa Haiku

Djokers in your head
All your fans just sighed and said
'He ain't catching Fed'

Outbeyond · 07-04-2011, 09:41 AM

JoelDali
Has far too much
Time on his hands

JoelDali · 07-04-2011, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FedererBestTennis

Awesome, JD! Which forum will it be in?

My attorneys are meeting with a senior TT admin tomorrow at my Villa in Milan to dicuss thread placement options as it is projected to be such a popular thread we may have to scale the Forum with 3 more servers and throw up an A10 2500 to distribute the load.

There are talks of posting the Epic Eagle of Life Rogi thread in General Player but the foot traffic patterns during the HC season are not in line with the numbers we're seeking.

I'll let you know when its poasted.

JoelDali · 07-04-2011, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outbeyond

JoelDali
Has far too much
Time on his hands

fednad · 07-04-2011, 10:04 AM

What poetry on this thread.
JoelDali "The GOAT" strikes again.

Gorecki · 07-04-2011, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenis1

This is worse than Vogon poetry.

as you wish sir... :

Vogon poetry generator availiable here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhiker...ettergen.shtml

my try on the app :

See, see the rafael sky
Marvel at its big orange depths.
Tell me, lopez do you
Wonder why the Bull ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel topspin monkey.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your roids roids facial growth
That looks like
A bananas.
What's more, it knows
Your butthurt fans potting shed
Smells of Rafael Nadal.
Everything under the big rafael sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm tip of my fingers.

ruerooo · 07-04-2011, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gorecki

as you wish sir... :

Vogon poetry generator availiable here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhiker...ettergen.shtml

my try on the app :

See, see the rafael sky
Marvel at its big orange depths.
Tell me, lopez do you
Wonder why the Bull ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel topspin monkey.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your roids roids facial growth
That looks like
A bananas.
What's more, it knows
Your butthurt fans potting shed
Smells of Rafael Nadal.
Everything under the big rafael sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm tip of my fingers.

Yee-up.

Original Vogon poetry still better than any of this.

*nods*

ruerooo · 07-04-2011, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outbeyond

JoelDali
Has far too much
Time on his hands

I laughed till I cried
This free verse is better than
Any of the rest

05-12-2011, 03:59 PM	#42
Fed Kennedy Hall Of Fame Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: With Roger Posts: 3,741	so much depends upon a red babolat slicked with rpm beside the white djokers (sorry to william carlos williams) __________________ Its that thing when you have to play a jacked midget high on cortex while rollerblading

05-13-2011, 09:41 PM	#43
sbengte Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 3,895	No limerick yet ? Who would have foreseen this Gone is Ralph's state of bliss Is it 'sickness of the knees' Or a brand new disease The prognosis reads "Djokovitis" Last edited by sbengte : 07-05-2011 at 06:00 AM.

07-04-2011, 06:51 AM	#45
ruerooo Legend Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Right behind you Posts: 5,406	Only Vogon poetry could be worse, I think. The strength is in Rogi Golden Eagle threads. People should stick to their strengths. __________________ "Before and after the match you are the same, no?" - RN "Pain is only temporary. Victory is forever." - RF

07-04-2011, 07:20 AM	#46
Carsomyr Hall Of Fame Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,317	We saw the smoke in your eyes, but no fire in your belly. Even Murray displayed more heart as he beat you on his telly. With creaky knees and broken feet, your Achilles' - aptly named. Never have I seen before a bull so meekly tamed. You've grown old... you've grown old... And in a wheelchair, you shall be rolled. __________________ "I can cry like Roger, it’s just a shame I can’t play like him." - Andy Murray

07-04-2011, 08:02 AM	#47
JoelDali Legend Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 9,018	O dear God when did I create this horrid thread. My apologies. I drink too much before and after The Wimbledon. Create crazy threads, big regret later. Bad thread, bad. Tsonga mad. Tsonga say WTF. __________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.