Tennis Warehouse-Mid Atlantic Chapter

[PaulMan]

Hey Downs, it's amazing how much better tennis you can play when you're not messing around with your equipment right??? (That's what she said!!! )

[auzzieizm]

Originally Posted by PaulMan

I'm not sure about all the other stuff, he'll have to tell you about it himself.

But, part of the secret to his success, was actually to stop buying new frames and sticking with one he liked! That, in itself, bumped his playing level easily half a USTA point. Good stuff Downs!

a lil modest, P-man... you created excalibur, bestowed it upon Downs, and now Downs is unstoppable (besides an extremely lengthy 1 match losing streak that happened once )

[Sup2Dresq]

Downs,

You owe me beer.

I unfortunately have given up on my drinking while playing tennis (and drunk while playing tennis) days. That surprisingly increased my winning percentage from 0%. Who would of "thunk" it.

That is all. Good luck Downs.

[PaulMan]

Originally Posted by auzzieizm

a lil modest, P-man... you created excalibur, bestowed it upon Downs, and now Downs is unstoppable (besides an extremely lengthy 1 match losing streak that happened once )

Hahaha! You're too much Auzzie! He already had his Excalibur! The only thing was - since it wasn't polished, shiny, and sharp he didn't care if it was cut in half or thrown to the wayside. So a little bit of elbow grease and TLC - he found out it wasn't so bad after all...lol

[Sup2Dresq]

Originally Posted by PaulMan

Hahaha! You're too much Auzzie! He already had his Excalibur! The only thing was - since it wasn't polished, shiny, and sharp he didn't care if it was cut in half or thrown to the wayside. So a little bit of elbow grease and TLC - he found out it wasn't so bad after all...lol

Paulman,

Are you asian? I have been telling the asian and asian lite players to stop the demos and just stick to one racquet. Upon def ears. Then I tried to get them drunk and tell them, but the asian "glow" works to quickly for reason to set.

So if you are asian, that must of been the trick. Now if we can only find a fellow ukrainian TWMAC member.

P.S. To quote my friend Moz (and Erasmus)...."In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"...

[hollywood9826]

Originally Posted by Sup2Dresq

Paulman,

Are you asian? I have been telling the asian and asian lite players to stop the demos and just stick to one racquet. Upon def ears. Then I tried to get them drunk and tell them, but the asian "glow" works to quickly for reason to set.

So if you are asian, that must of been the trick. Now if we can only find a fellow ukrainian TWMAC member.

P.S. To quote my friend Moz (and Erasmus)...."In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"...

I don't know nothing about the one eyed man, but not everyone can be as cool as me and have awesome old school T Fight 325 that weigh 13oz that they never use.

I used to demo a little bit here and there, but it never got serious. I guess I just got luck and found one that I liked and stocked up.

[Sup2Dresq]

Originally Posted by hollywood9826

I don't know nothing about the one eyed man, but not everyone can be as cool as me and have awesome old school T Fight 325 that weigh 13oz that they never use.

I used to demo a little bit here and there, but it never got serious. I guess I just got luck and found one that I liked and stocked up.

....and you are neither asian or ukrainian.

"ukraine is not weak!"

[sapient007]

Originally Posted by Sup2Dresq

Paulman,

Are you asian? I have been telling the asian and asian lite players to stop the demos and just stick to one racquet. Upon def ears. Then I tried to get them drunk and tell them, but the asian "glow" works to quickly for reason to set.

So if you are asian, that must of been the trick. Now if we can only find a fellow ukrainian TWMAC member.

P.S. To quote my friend Moz (and Erasmus)...."In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"...

not saying you are asian but isn't this advice like the kettle calling the pot black?

[Sup2Dresq]

Originally Posted by sapient007

not saying you are asian but isn't this advice like the kettle calling the pot black?

Please don't call me asian.

Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!

[TheJRK]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VILTax8fAA4


Sappy, can you translate what my daughter is saying? Thx.

[sapient007]

bunch of things.. what i can make out now is that:

-sup likes to switch sticks
-don't look tennismonkey in the eye when bluffing on a poker hand.. better yet, don't play him
-tennismonkey hides an extra ace in between his nutsac
-dats will be crotch dropped by hwood this wkd


i'll see if she said anything else later

[TheJRK]

Originally Posted by sapient007

bunch of things.. what i can make out now is that:

-sup likes to switch sticks
-don't look tennismonkey in the eye when bluffing on a poker hand.. better yet, don't play him
-tennismonkey hides an extra ace in between his nutsac
-dats will be crotch dropped by hwood this wkd

i'll see if she said anything else later

I don't know what that is in reference to, but I LoL'd when I read it.

[tennismonkey]

cute kid JRK. i don't know what language she's speaking but i'd like her to help me put together some furniture from ikea. the instructions are a bit cryptic.

sapient007 is one of the worst poker players i have ever had the misfortune to play. i think we should have another poker night with the guys though. minus the poker. and minus the chinese speaking baby girl.

[TheJRK]

The other day I saw $190 round trip to Vegas. I say we all roll down there Hangover style.

[sapient007]

Originally Posted by TheJRK

I don't know what that is in reference to, but I LoL'd when I read it.

something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mKa-...layer_embedded

[datsveryinterestin]

lolz that never happened (well not quite like that!)
more like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pDU...eature=related
just in case,
i will have nanna the commanda there to protect me!

no Danshoku Dino Danshoku Driver for me!

[hollywood9826]

I thought it was like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P6ngS8Wzhw

[datsveryinterestin]

ouch my back hurts again just watching that...
nanna's gonna be watchin u pal!
i gotta get back in tennis shape... prolly go kayaking and jogging
while up north!
headin up tomorrow sometime.. stoppin at the Bird to try on some Barricades
and ankle braces! (they should sell them together, right sup? har)

[hollywood9826]

Dats how long you stayin bro? I gotta work saturday till noon, and will probably get stuck helping either my mom or frind move some stuff after. Sunday I gotta help my other friend use a jack hammer to destroy some riocks in his yard so we can build a wiffle ball filed.

We got courts around with lights so if you want to get some night action going we can.

[datsveryinterestin]

geez, sounds like the HdG memorial classic tournament of champions might not happen. i can play tonight, Fri night. anytime on Sat, or Sun morn.
uz can TXT me ur preferred time.
goin to the Bird in a few hours. werd